Frequently Asked Questions
I placed an order, now where is my stuff?
Orders are usually sent out the following business day after you placed your order but can occasionally take as long as three business days.
We get it, you are super excited to get your sweet new shirt and we can't wait for you to start enjoying it. If you haven't received a confirmation e-mail or it has been longer than three business days and still haven't received shipping confirmation please reach out to us. firstname.lastname@example.org
Why are you out of stock and when will you make more?!
We believe in producing quality over quantity. Everything we sell is made by us in limited quantities to ensure that we maintain strict oversight during production. If you find a shirt you love but we are out of your size, don't fret. We are more than likely already planning the next production run. We don't want to brag...but our shirts are worth the wait.
What is your return policy?
If there is a problem with the shirt please let us know. We pride ourselves on delivering a high quality product. If we missed the mark we will gladly replace the shirt with one that is up to snuff. We also promise to find the offending employee and flog him publicly.
How do your shirts fit?
Our shirts offer a modern fit but don't cling to you. In our estimation these shirts fit true to size. However, if you order a shirt and it doesn't fit the way you hoped it would, shoot us an email and we will make it right. email@example.com
How much shrinkage should I expect?
Sounds like a personal problem to us... As far as our shirts are concerned everything we sell is pre-shrunk. Realistically it may shrink a hair after the first wash.
Are your shirts made in the U.S.A.?
Our shirts are often times manufactured overseas. However, EVERY SINGLE shirt we sell is printed by veterans on American made equipment with American made ink and is shipped through the United States Postal Service in American made packaging.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes! Make sure that when you are checking out that you include your phone number. We cannot ship your order without a phone number for the customs paperwork.
Are you guys on social media?
Yes, we are. However the powers at FB and Instagram restrict our posts and product listings because they have categorized many of our shirts as *AHEM* sexual stimulants. So....take that for what you will. We don't post frequently since no one sees our posts and we have better things to do...like make shirts!
No, we aren't on Twitter. Twitter is dumb.
Have another question? Shoot us an email firstname.lastname@example.org